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Jessie.
I like homestuck, assassin's creed, skyrim, douglas adams, feminism, and other stuff that I'm forgetting. Preferred pronouns she/her.

theambootyreigns:

Can y’all chill please??.. for one week at least goddamn

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punkphantom:

fitandskinny:

boomsquatthefuckdown:

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

I… I can’t.

Everyone needs to watch this.

comedy central does things right occasionally

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howtobeafuckinglady:

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harinef:

wmagazine:

Naomi Campbell is our October Cover Girl

Photograph by Inez Van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin; styled by Edward Enninful; W magazine October 2014. 

blessed art thou eternal our god king of the universe

Unstoppable

can we talk about the amount of work she’s been doing this past month or so? like she is TRULY the last supermodel standing.   

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captalias:

flyingtheimpala:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

Being one, I can vouch that 99.9% of vegitarians believe PETA is actual pond scum

Don’t be so insulting. Pond scum is far superior to PETA.

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syntheticmomma:

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thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

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zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

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i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

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the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

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tranquilcas:

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bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

wow

w o w

wooooooow

WOW

wow

  • wow

Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.

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trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

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